Ironic: I logged into my work systems for the first time this summer (on sabbatical until September) to log a couple of expenses as they came in to a personal card.

After a true 60 seconds, the Internet goes out. A few minutes later a text from Google Fiber that there’s a suspected fiber cut in my area with a 5-hour estimated resolution.

Sorry, neighbors. I’ll take blame by messing with the Demon of Working During Sabbatical.