Category: Microblog

  • Having every other image in my Instagram feed a Boomerang video is giving me motion sickness.

  • Tonight, I reset my MySQL root password and pulled a subsite out of my multisite into a new single install while maintaining all options, media, etc. I expect to be recruited by the NSA any minute now.

  • Poor Dorothy. She’s always hearing her sister’s name during movies… Anna, Moana, Tiana…

  • Between Amazon, GrubHub, UberEats, and Postmates, only Amazon delivered the first order 100% right. Postmates missed minor things, UberEats left off half the order, and GrubHub never delivered.

  • I’m no stranger to traveling and have planned for larger groups, but planning Walt Disney World for a family of nine (in-laws too!) is a whole new level of madness.

  • I’ve traveled all across the western hemisphere—Maine to Hawaii, British Columbia to Belize—and Ireland and Italy, and still, the two-hour time change of the Pacific is the hardest for me to adjust.