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  • I’m curious if there would be cost-savings if all these uniformed Federal police agencies in DC merged? Keep the Supreme Court and Capitol Police (separate branches), but FBI Police vs Mint Police vs Bureau of Engraving Police vs National Zoological Park Police vs NPS Park Police vs…. it keeps going.

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  • My kids thought “guts” meant either your stomach or butt. Which explains their uncontrolled laughter anytime I started with “My gut feeling…”.

  • My mother-in-law bought fidget spinners for three of the kids. 😐

  • Having every other image in my Instagram feed a Boomerang video is giving me motion sickness.

  • Tonight, I reset my MySQL root password and pulled a subsite out of my multisite into a new single install while maintaining all options, media, etc. I expect to be recruited by the NSA any minute now.

  • Poor Dorothy. She’s always hearing her sister’s name during movies… Anna, Moana, Tiana…

  • Between Amazon, GrubHub, UberEats, and Postmates, only Amazon delivered the first order 100% right. Postmates missed minor things, UberEats left off half the order, and GrubHub never delivered.