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Walking through a kitchen in the dark in my socks… I stepped on something squishy that shot out liquid onto my other leg.

It felt like a cherry tomato.

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  1. kraft
    kraft

    I look down and see something on the floor. In the dark, I can’t make it out but it isn’t a cherry tomato.

  2. kraft
    kraft

    I turn on the light. It was a slug. A f#@$+&g slug. A f#@$+&g slug whose guts squirted out onto my leg.

  3. kraft
    kraft

    It was gross but happened so fast, I still don’t believe it.

  4. kraft
    kraft

    Neither one of us saw it coming.

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