My mother-in-law walked in. “Did someone just get baptized or something?” My wife: “What?” “It smells like that oil they use.” “Chrism? Oh, it’s Brandon’s beard stuff.” @CatholicBalmCo

I need a good name for the tee-ball team’s mascot. Open to suggestions. kraft.blog/2019/12/we-nee…

RT @UTAustinPolice: APD IS RESPONDING TO A KIDNAPPING AT 24TH AND SAN ANTONIO. SUSPECT VEHICLE IS A BLACK SEDAN. SUSPECT IS A HISPANIC MA…

@FrHilderbrand From researching as best I can, I support the impeachment efforts, but it is still just theatre. Zero chance it’ll mean anything besides a footnote in the long run.

RT @JamesMartinSJ: Pilate had Jesus beaten and whipped, thrown into jail overnight, marched through the streets carrying his cross, and the…

@Fuego03 I went out to check the meter today and it says exactly what the bill said… which was the same as last month. Turning on all the downstairs sinks…