@therangonagin @EvilMopacATX The highway: I’m on the east side of town so I only really drive it when Google says cutting cross town is faster than 35, so fine enough.…

My cedar allergies are at the “Yes, I just threw back an expired bottle of Children’s Claritin in the style of Will Smith in Hitch” level of kicking my tail.…

@DanielMalone That’s me!

@jchristopher @ATTCares It may have been @ATTCares’s fault generally, not the tech if that’s their policy too. It’s been like that since she activated service in August.

I FOUND IT! It was in a box for years and feared lost, but my mom almost never throws anything away. The case is scuffed and the card was never…

@zdwilliams Yeah, she ended up moving into my grandfather’s house (her childhood home) after he died, so had to get internet added. I’m blown away.