@theghissilent There is a parish here that the pancake breakfast is by donation, so you can get a free meal. It makes more money than when they charged a set…

@FordService Could y’all check your DMs? A new owner trying to register but the system isn’t accepting.

When it is time for my funeral, I want a train to transport me from the church to the gravesite. nytimes.com/2018/12/03/us/…

@devinsays @LGUS Just annoyed that it’s a $1,100 @LGUS 5K monitor that I setup the weekend before having the baby (so haven’t been online much) and it’s already borked. The…

@devinsays @LGUS They do, but they want me to disassemble it (since the serial number is behind where the stand is attached to the monitor), submit that, wait for a…

When a high-end product fails within a couple weeks of use, the company should ship a replacement (with a credit card number, sure) and let the customer ship back the…