My bathroom scales sends me a weekly report. I haven’t opened one in years because there is no possible way it says anything besides “Yup, still fat!”
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@danhgilmore I don’t understand how literally anyone thinks the current administration is working for them. Everything is about making him seem amazing while this and tear gassing children is the…
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@jeremyburge 👀😳💔🏃
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#thingsidontactuallythink The flu test is just an excuse for medical staff to see how far they can stick something up your nose before you react.
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The annual @SaintArnold cellar release is on, but I didn’t see any DR17 @muellerbeer. I was silly last year and picked up DR12-16… But only one DR17, which I had.…
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I feel like this is one of my best tweets. I don’t care if it self-serving to retweet it. But does require knowledge that after the game, someone with A&M…