Google Home said it couldn’t play something I asked. I replied “that’s a lie”. Then, the speaker replied with an actual lie (“dogs barking are giving directions to ghosts”). That’s……

@drtulsijose @austinfiredept That section of the park can be scary! Get well soon.

By the time you’re 30, you should have a tamale lady who is like an angel who brings tamales unexpectedly to your door at random times. It’s always just in…

@Nick_theGeek Seems like a pretty easy argument vis a vis Tinker.

@KTXHornets @AustinISD @AISDSuptMays @laurastout08 @JKimBatraAISD The first day is early release? The first day section says school ends at 1:30?

@richardmtl I’ll keep my lips sealed. It definitely held my attention.