@ChrisWiegman Closest is at Automattic, you would go on a “performance improvement plan” that lasts ~6 weeks. At the top of it, you’re asked if you actually do want to…

This is interesting in so many ways. The headline is decent given what else it could have been. I don’t get the argument that something was illegal but they shouldn’t…

@applemachome @mrrichcurtis There is so much wrong with Twitter, this reminds me of why I hung out here in the first place.

@richardmtl @AirportBeer @Eastciders It is definitely one where if you want a lemon ginger thing going on, don’t hesitate.

@schrenk I would call your bluff on that. It would be like a cat swimming. Just totally against every instinct in your body.

@NickSenz @pgepps @canonlaw execution of whatever they, as the “local college of bishops” determine is the joint pastoral of their region. Something like that. Might also be a horrible idea.