“Alex, what is a news story that never needed to be written?”

@ryanmarkel Meanwhile, Austin will have the all-time hottest July with no measurable rain for only the 4th time since records were kept.

@JaneUnsworth I’ll bump the tested to. It still works fine; not much has changed with widgets lately!

RT @JudgeFergusonTX: Good luck to all bar-takers! Your hard work and dedication pays off today. Your Twitter-friends are pulling for you!

RT @paulisci: Whenever I’m tempted to think that a new thing seems too complicated, I read newspaper articles about pizza from the early 19…

@logiccounselor @FrHilderbrand Ya know, my old 386 running Windows 3.1 felt snappier than a lot of my computers after it. No Internet and most games needed the disk to run.…