@BeerScribe Rejecting week-old beer? Brew your own!

Why did Jurassic Park need raptors and a T-Rex? I would have paid to just see huge freaking dinosaurs. Maybe put the others on another island and only offer helicopter…

Protip: Never respond to anything with “womp, womp”. It virtually never works to help your point.

Even if someone thinks separating children at the border makes sense and even if you don’t care about a story of one with Down’s, how tone-delf are you to respond…

@ViconMama Not me buddy.

@robertlitvak @DesignationSix @EatLiquidGold I don’t mean to split hairs but @EatLiquidGold is the same as @KraftBrand. Not the same as @Kraft. I’m just a guy, but I don’t listen to…