Tomorrow, the Delwood Grasshoppers make their tee ball debut with their first-time head coach (me). If everyone runs to *first* base, I’m going to celebrate like I hit a walk-off…

@add_action_dan Congratulations!

@zebrafinch @ThankTankCr8 @KraftHeinzCo @kraftrecipes @TryVeg My wife’s bakery is vegan!

@sehurlburt @eyspahn Frankly, I would love to have someone help me look good before traveling for work. Solid clothes that convey the intent, with good hair/beard work.

RT @Malboury: We moved into new offices, but this wall has been left open for a few weeks now. I knew what I had to do. https://t.co/kRQcqM…

I’m such an old man. Austin’s library garage is full on a Tuesday at 2 pm. I’m so surprised they didn’t build in more parking.