@kfreberg Except when they don’t own the Twitter account so many people are trying to use right now…

@RL_Bynum Never said it was.

@brian_gene @Twitter @SuperBowl @jack @Eagles Not me! I haven’t done anything!

My mom replaced her van today. My dad bought it in 1996, about a year before he died. It had a good run.

Tee ball coaches meeting this morning, @TexasBaseball alumni game this afternoon. Baseball is back!

@darnelldibbles @jennypixels Ignoring Matt’s extreme take, I have heard folks advise you know *what* you are chanting in the yoga classes that have that. If you are literally calling out…