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RT @Real400lbHacker: I almost choked on the bucket of KFC my mom brought me when I was outed on #debatenight #debates #Debates2016
I wonder what a Trump Casino fight between NAFTA and the Iran Deal would look like. Both are the worst deals ever, apparently.
Okay, back to dishes. Had to come back for that.
As a geek, wtf is this “laying in bed 400-lb” bull. #debatenight
Alright, turning off Twitter long enough to do dishes. Let’s see if Twitter implodes before I finished them.
.@michelleinchief True story. My kids born after that? I got long-form birth certificates.