I’m surprised by how incredibly frustrated I am by standing at a locked door that says closes at 9 pm, then sees my watch reporting 8:15.

RT @davewiner: Anywhere but Medium. dave.pocalyp.se/0g

RT @pourmecoffee: “Should I keep hosting my reality show or instantly lead one of America’s two political parties?” is a decision someone a…

@applemachome He’s a master. “You said apples are blue.” “Yeah, if you dye apples they are blue. This country loves blue apples.”

It is kinda amazing hearing Trump state on CNN that he’s not the reason people care about Cruz’s Canadian birth b/c he has no opinion on it.

@BigD_KnowsAll @Dutch_Farms @WonderBread @PapaJohns I haven’t noticed milk prices decreasing (though don’t pay close attention).