If my daughter is half the smart ass I was as a kid, no idea how my parents didn’t kill me.

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@zamoose And apparently throwing ice is the best method for the gas fire?

@aheckler Sorry for being so grumpy, I haven’t had coffee all year. ☕

@netweb @GaryJ @GaryPendergast Analogy: An encyclopedia has the current copyright date of the release, even if most content recycled.