I need a “Days without a Crash” sign. Current count: 1

I’m hiding my kids’ presents in my office in plain sight. I live on the edge.

Protip: Disable the server monitoring that alerts all of WPcom VIP BEFORE you see what more you can break on your server.

Fun fact: I have over 1200 e-mails from @BabyCenter that I’ve archived (instead of trashing, for whatever reason).

Noooooo bastards! twitter.com/statesman/stat…

I’d think I would sweat more… twitter.com/Jerk_MyGurth/s…