@aaronjorbin happy birthday!

@nickmomrik Not this time…

I leave my children alone for 30 seconds and come back to one of their shirts hanging off of the ceiling fan.

RT @alex_macdonald: I will fight to support the Oxford comma until I draw my last breath.

@GunGeekATX We’ve been on our hands waiting for dynamic language packs to open up to plugins when someone said hey! We don’t need the po’s!

@jpetersen Never used Uber either. I’m doing okay, so I’m feeling okay about this life choice.