I don’t understand people whose instant reaction is throw the finger and curse a random stranger they thought wronged them.

Oh, a Kraft VP is giving a talk at a marketing convention. It is the perfect storm of inflated Klout for me!

Airline worker falls asleep in cargo hold—you won’t believe what happens next. Er, actually not that shocking. npr.org/blogs/thetwo-w…

@pennebaker @statesman Legos with a three-year old. Or else my kid needs a cut.

@ChrisWiegman No cable at all in these parts.

I found my killer Amazon Prime Now use case: I don’t have coffee to make my first cup.