I need to make a new twitter friend. @heinz isn’t the company either. We are brothers-in-arms against the oppressive force of bad twitterers

@DebHolton @heinz I don’t think we are who you think.

@Tyler_Probst Can’t hide from me.

@YallHolla I thought that split was odd. Mondelez lost the name and Kraft lost the larger structure.

Confession: While growing up on Heinz ketchup, I’ve used @HEB brand for years now. Sadly, HEB never responded to my merge request.

RT @ryandonsullivan: I have a feeling @kraft’s day is about to get more interesting twitter.com/BostonGlobe/st…