Happy Birthday, Catalina. The bestest four-year old a dad could ask to call his daughter.

@Krogsgard @akismet Uh-oh… If Brian isn’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

Thank You Automattic brandonkraft.com/b/2015/02/pate…

@Kraft Wise words from @mikeyarce.

OH: Javascript is weird—it’s like fight club. Turns out the whole time you thought you were using JS, you were just alone in a bathtub.

@kspaetz Both a blessing and a curse. With great power comes great responsibility. Insert other one-liners here.