@MrRyanCowles At least go to K-Mart and hit up a blue light special.

@jshbz Honestly, I don’t care if he saw it on TV and remembered as if he was there.

Man, if you’re going to skim my credit card and use it fraudulently, don’t just buy $100 of stuff at Dollar General. Go big or go home.

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@aheckler @MrRyanCowles @richardmtl @ChaseLivingston @mikeyarce @carolynsonnek @jeherve @happymattic @pelequie I ain’t cheesy, yo!