RT @IAmSpilly: oh good an ad making fun of craft brew people. The internet has now knocked Dead Kid Nationwide down to public enemy #2

Craft beer is brewed the easy way? You’d think Bud would have figured it out by now.

Oh well. Back to my race car.

Oh, thank heavens. The girls called me from a McDonald’s. They wouldn’t tell me which one but I overheard “That good enough for the fries?”

(Though, I thought that was a cute commercial.)

Losing these kids is stressing me out. Glad I’m wearing Dove deodorant to show I’m really a caring dad.