@ryandonsullivan I guess we just enjoy different things in life. You: Enjoyable Things. Me: Sitting in a tire shop waiting room.

Don’t you love it when a month-old tire is torn up by road debris?

@styroPhoam @Unilever That’s odd since we buy the vegan version all the time for our kid with an egg allergy.

@VirginiaInCal @TheGOPJesus @fuller_derek Took a lot of work explaining that expense to the wife when we balanced our checking acct.

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@mayaREguru I say it sounds pretty gross.