@WestWingReport The only certainty is he won’t be in the House next Congress.

@Viper007Bond He wanted to make me one, apparently. And he grossly overestimated the cash position of my mothballed web development firm.

Just got cold called from someone wanting me to invest $100k in oil wells. 0_o

@jaredatch Congrats!

@richardmtl this is easy space. No stop backspace wat no stop dictation damn it

@richardmtl I’m going to start dictating everything I do.