@LeahBSassy I think too many men have the emotional intelligence of a stalk of celery and don’t responsibly process beauty—whether that is skin-level or the beauty that radiates off of…

@cleverdevil If you haven’t been to Houston, it’s only behind Chicago, LA, NYC. I’d also say that airport layovers don’t count!

@mattlargey I got the initial boil water text, but no email. Last night I got an email (via the My ATX Water / Water Smart system), but no text (so…

Urdu makes more sense to me than French. But hey, whatever, drink water like kings and queens tonight. twitter.com/AustinHSEM/sta…

Austin is so happy about this we’re tweeting this stuff out in French now y’all. twitter.com/AustinHSEM/sta…

RT @EvilMopacATX: “Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!”