Smartest spam e-mail: Inviting me to learn how coffee helps Hollywood lose weight. (cc: @norcross)

@joeleeg Yeah, that one.

@tommcfarlin I count the five including the message headers and signature, which means I can’t send any more e-mail. Oh well.

@kimparsell @jpetersen so many that the county now stations one there so they don’t have to stop on way to pick up a pediatrician

@kimparsell @jpetersen I have a trauma level I pediatric hospital a half-mile away. Copters all the time.

@kutaustin 🙂 I realized after the fact, though, it was PRI-distributed. Whoops!