@GB330033 another pro tip: give your neighbor a drink coupon for the flight as soon as you get on. Good preemptive karma measure.

@GB330033 hmm… This may be a good reason to carry an old device. Throw the kid an old phone, tablet, etc. Shut him up for an hour.

@GB330033 no cheerios, goldfish, etc

@GB330033 Future pro tip: Bring whatever “bar” is age proper when flying w/ kids. Thin rice “crackers”, chewy granola bar, whatever.

@GB330033 Damn. Damn. Everyone who knows how to fly w/ kids knows NOT to bring food like that. No quicker way to get every1 on your badside

@GB330033 hopefully it goes well. Of the five times we’ve flown with a lap, four were great. One was okay. No meltdowns until after landing.