The most surprising part of this piece to me: A truck driver working for GM used to make $80,000 a year pre-bankruptcy. s.bk9.us/UD5v1D

I hate kids stuff. Always have legs that expand beyond the footprint of the item, which leads to me swearing I just broke three toes.

RT @ESPNStatsInfo: Elias says: Cowboys are 1st team to score TDs on INT, punt return & fumble recovery in same quarter since the 196 …

@nexcess ETA?

@nexcess Can you look at ticket RNJD-6852. SSL not renewed w/o notification, need it renewed and back up ASAP

I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare for checking in to burger joints! Cheeseburgers all around! 4sq.com/RNuuCe