Would help if I read my mail more often. Some great @muelleraustin coupons in the mail that all expired 5/13…

@Rosa45 It just read that the building was closed. Took it to heart.

@ryancduff @carlhancock If the cop saw him driving before the incident, he would have been ticketed for not using proper child restraints.

@baddmom awesome! congrats.

Seemingly every time I turn on my single-cup coffee maker, I have to put more water in. I don’t drink that much coffee, do I?

@HonestToddler You’ve seen Mister Sprinkles, right? bk9.us/qx