@alisonatx I think it does if the distress causes you to circle the parking lot for another 15 miles. Or so. Who’s counting?

@FrCharles Perhaps a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?

@clarklab speaking of the devil.

E-mailed a reporter that I hadn’t met in-person for the first time today. @bwear of the @statesman sounds as nice on e-mail as in print.

I always get weird when a local number appears on my cell’s caller ID and they don’t leave a message.

@GB330033 The only thing it is good for is to put it on airplane mode and let the kids play with it. If I ever go straight to VM, that’s…