@joaokraft Thanks for the offer, but I’m not selling. A little too entertaining to mess w/ folks thinking I sell cheese.

@SarahRoseOsman I won’t do one for under $50,000. Unrelated, if you know of an event, my calendar is wide open! 😉

@lilred700 @wileyann05 I still have one left over from the weekend.

RT @TheAlcalde: Wow: UT’s first female physics student enrolled in 1892, & a nun earned her MA in physics in 1926! txex.es/JDfmlU …

@galapas65 as a rule, I only set harmless traps on never-used trails advertised on Twitter, so I’m good. What idiots out there.

Family book fair tonight. Going to be fun. (Going to San Juan Diego Catholic High School at 4:00pm) frc.st/JuZaG0