@lindseyriel Been tracking that storm. Let us know after the all clear that everything is fine in your neck of the woods!

Apparently, Michael Bay is relaunching TMNT with them as alien turtles, not mutant turtles. Little Boy Kraft is crying tonight.

My old, abandoned, recently-hacked Yahoo mail account has 1999 msgs in it. Isn’t that the last year it was relevant?

@Pluckers @andysalinas12 It helps to take a shot of tequila before every seven or so wings.

@MARLAsarris First, you shot me in the back. Then shot me in the face. Cold, man, cold.

RT @pourmecoffee: Science is running out of helium needed for experiments because it all goes to party balloons: bit.ly/FPxZBe