@pourmecoffee Don’t forget about the mass suicide at the plant when the initial work order came in.

Plating true Kraft Mac&Cheese right now. I made macaroni. I shredded real cheese. I added real spices and breadcrumbs. No blue box needed.

@BillErickson I hope you’re complaining to @ATTCustomerCare! In 78723, their elite plan promises 6 down & I’m getting 5.8. 2 is unacceptable

@KatieFujarski @amelia_erickson Yeah, just have them shipped to my place. Size 4, Huggies. Thanks.

RT @theactionpack: If you’ve ever wanted to Quote-Along to Office Space then smash a printer, boy do we have the event for you @drafthou …

@amelia_erickson @KatieFujarski No online shopping during Lent would mean the kids would go without diapers. See, it’s *essential* to life!