Not even 9pm and I’m ready to go to sleep. I don’t understand.

@mkelly007 Just the thought is making me want to scratch my eyes out.

@TexasHumor he’s the king of Wendy’s everywhere.

RT @TexasHumor: This one is for all the Longhorns out there. You’ll appreciate this. He’s the king of Wendy’s in the Union: http://t.co/ …

@soulpainter Nice! Weirdly, so have I. Most billable hours ever since becoming a freelancer…

@SarahRoseOsman Do it! If you get it as a gift, return it and you’re still ahead.