People who don’t fully complete timesheets making my wife work late to figure them out make me 🙁

@robjohnsonTX @AUStinAirport Maybe part of the advance team for Bruce Wayne’s arrival?

Just posted: O Oriens bk9.us/ov

@whitehouseostp @whitehouse Is it hard to keep Christmas gifts a secret when they’re reported upon the moment they’re purchased?

@jdzondo @conversiondiary Would Gnomio and Juilet’s kids be purple? Think kids bullied them at the gnome sock-stealing academy?

RT @Big12Conference: Since the beginning of the #Big12, @TexasSports has claimed the most regular and postseason league titles in 9 of t …