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My living room looks like a war zone. The solders were little people. The ammo were Cheerios and Rice Chex. The battlefield was the library.
RT @TexasHumor: #dontevenask a man if he’s from Texas. If he is, he’ll tell you. If he isn’t, why embarrass him?
When your website address is “porn” “orgy” a random number .info, my hunch is you’re not real and you aren’t an attractive woman.
@carlhancock Rock the plane with your 3-yr old! Anyone in 1st Class should have some nice noise-cancelling headphones anyhow…
@MichaelHyatt Getting up to $15 on the 10th is new, but I’ve been doing this for years with their mobile site. If 40% less, buy w/ Amzn.
RT @UTAustin: Good luck on final exams, students. Hang in there! #hookem #whatstartshere