MT @Texas_Baseball: Hour until 1st pitch… Houston vs. Longhorns @ DFF // I love football, but college baseball is my college athletic joy.

The water bill after an underground leak should be delivered by hand w/ 3 shots of liquor and instructions to drink, wait 15 min, then open.

Homily highlight from Ruben’s funeral: Funerals are the most profound teaching moments. They teach us who we are and whose we are. -Misko

@soulpainter Thanks!

First half of day at a funeral (joyful celebration), short break for part of the game (lost, but good fight), now time to celebrate bday.

@DanBeebe Did you see last season? This *is* way better.