RT @TheAlcalde: For the 6th straight year, UT lands the #1 spot for most licensed merchandise sold — to the tune of $10.6 million! http: …

Coffee maker stopped working. Followed all troubleshooting-no dice. Got frustrated, cursed at it and smacked it. It works. Bastard.

@BCBSTX All of these RTs from users without avatars is fishy and not enriching to me as a customer. Unfollowing now.

@robjohnsonTX Just that it’s not that Obama is on vacation while everyone in Congress is at work.

@robjohnsonTX Isn’t Congress on vacation now too?

Just posted: Now, 154,001 http://bk9.us/nl