UAX doesn’t trust jetways at IAD apparently.

RT @rjj296: If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then Π * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.…

@mjwarthog ignoring politics, she wasn’t even an interesting guest judge.

Checking in on an United flight is just as bad as buying a GoDaddy domain. 40 different “offers” to nickel and dime you.

Two thumbs down to being porched.

@Rosa45 @GB330033 Pull a George from Seinfeld. Just act REALLY stressed anytime anyone walks by.