If a kid spills a drink & makes a big mess at McDonald’s, the parent’s reaction should not be to leave without cleaning it.

At ortho appointment- oh, the joy.

@SouthwestAir Glad all are safe. My two flights today were great.

LAS-PHX-AUS via @SouthwestAir. Had WiFi on first leg, but having WiFi on a 6:30am flight from Vegas = Other people using it while I slept.

@lrice I found a casino in Vegas with Star Trek slot machine. Thought of you, but didn’t throw away any money in it though.

Slot machines love me. They love the way I pull the lever.