@mrpritchett with a parachute on after jumping out of the fedex plane. Ain’t nobody got time for landing.

I love those customer service interactions where, at 2:30 p.m. on Feb 11th, they tell you that the unshipped order may arrive on either the 11th or 12th.

I just misspelled my own daughter’s name in the subject line for her birthday zoom invite. How’s your night going? tmblr.co/Zq5qhxZhiDO68m…

@chrislhayes 1932 is a better comparison to the 2021 attack, but still would say 2021 was worse than 1932.

@chrislhayes I think “attack” can be used operatively in two ways. “Attack” as in a personal attack, 1954 comes into play. “Attack” as in a battle-style attack, 1812. 1954, they…

RT @pourmecoffee: “8-Year-Old Calls Out NPR For Lack Of Dinosaur Stories” npr.org/2021/02/09/965…