@JoelGratcyk @AustinISD It’s just a link to the portal URL, which is easy to remember. But having three kids all yell at the same time that they can’t “find school”…

It is a bit of a cruel joke that after three weeks of training kinder kids how to access school on their @AustinISD iPads, an update went out over the…

@mredding Until recently, I couldn’t believe a politician could be so stupid as to say something like that. Now, I can’t believe half these guys can keep their mouths shut…

@petmycatsdammit I can’t legally sell food products, so it kinda is already.

@AndreaK89805839 Kindly, please see the message I was responding to. I wasn’t replying to your tweet.

Since changing my name on Twitter to “A Guy Called Kraft”, the mistags for the food company has gone down considerably… until now. Pumpkin spice mac & cheese is driving…