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Why I Don’t Trust Santa

This weekend, I was going through old disks I had in my room in Wichita Falls just to see what all was on them. I found this old picture of two of my friends, Brandie (left) and Prissy, with Santa.

It looks like just any normal picture of two teenage girls with Santa, right? (Note: this was taken almost four years ago)
Look a bit closer…

Brandie
Brandie

Notice his eyes…
Yes, granted, I know they just have random guys play the part of Santa but when they take the picture, why are his eyes staring down at her chest? We’ll just ignore that she was only 15 at the time and that Santa is, in most circles, considered a childern’s character. My words of advice to Santas: Don’t look. If you simply must, don’t look when the picture is being taken.

So yes folks, that is one of the reasons why I don’t trust Santa. =)

By Brandon Kraft

My life is an open-source book.

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