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Microblog Quotes

USA or…?

Overheard at the El Paso Independence Day Parade:

Parade Member: USA! USA! USA!

Crowd Member: Why is that guy yelling “YOU ESE!”

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Justice is what love looks like in public.
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Quotes WordPress

Confessions of a WordPress Wife

Vanessa took our five kids to the shoe store for summer shoes.

Clerk: Do you work for WordPress?

Vanessa: Um, my husband works for Automattic. He helps make WordPress. How did you guess that?

C: Two of your kids are wearing WordPress shirts.

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Iteration

Iteration is not failure.
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Daddy's Corner Quotes

Quote of the Century

Tonight while Olivia, age 2, was drinking her milk after dinner.
Olivia: Is this almond vanilla milk?
Me: Yeah, almond vanilla. It’s your milk.
Olivia: It’s yo’ momma’s milk! Oooooh snap!

She leaned back and put her hand to her mouth during the “Oooooh snap”. Perfect delivery. I don’t say anything like that often, very rarely actually, but she picked it up and delivered.

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QOTW #2

The second in an occasional series of posts of “Quotes of the Whenever”. I’m working on a server transition for Austin Catholic New Media, so a light post for today.

At about 10 a.m.
Olivia: How about crackers? (asking for some crackers)
Me: Okay, I’ll give you crackers now, but then no more for the rest of the day.
Olivia: No deal.

This was after Olivia doing something silly.
Me: You’re being a goosey-goose!
Olivia: Don’t call me that! Call me mija! (Spanish slang for my daughter)
Me: Okay, Mija, I’ll call you that, but you’re still a goosey-goose.
Olivia: I’m not a goosey-goose! I’m my own monkey! I eat bananas!

Me: [Telling Olivia she shouldn’t do whatever she was doing that she had been told not to before.]
Olivia: (Fighting Tears) Don’t say that! Just stop!

For those wondering, Catalina isn’t talking yet. She’s trying. Hard. She has a solid “Dadadada” and some sign language, but nothing that would translate well to QOTW.