Category: Quotes

  • USA or…?

    Overheard at the El Paso Independence Day Parade: Parade Member: USA! USA! USA! Crowd Member: Why is that guy yelling “YOU ESE!”

  • Justice is what love looks like in public. Austin, Texas, United States of America

  • Confessions of a WordPress Wife

    Confessions of a WordPress Wife

    Vanessa took our five kids to the shoe store for summer shoes. Clerk: Do you work for WordPress? Vanessa: Um, my husband works for Automattic. He helps make WordPress. How did you guess that? C: Two of your kids are wearing WordPress shirts.

  • Iteration

    Iteration is not failure. Grand Summit Hotel, Snyderville, Utah, United States of America

  • Quote of the Century

    Tonight while Olivia, age 2, was drinking her milk after dinner. Olivia: Is this almond vanilla milk? Me: Yeah, almond vanilla. It’s your milk. Olivia: It’s yo’ momma’s milk! Oooooh snap! She leaned back and put her hand to her mouth during the “Oooooh snap”. Perfect delivery. I don’t say anything like that often, very…

  • QOTW #2

    The second in an occasional series of posts of “Quotes of the Whenever”. I’m working on a server transition for Austin Catholic New Media, so a light post for today. At about 10 a.m. Olivia: How about crackers? (asking for some crackers) Me: Okay, I’ll give you crackers now, but then no more for the…