@tommcfarlin @ryandonsullivan @kimparsell I would drink coffee out of a mug made to look like a giant meatball though.

@GEGLLC @L_e_a_h For the sake of saying, Velveeta is American (processed) cheese (product) made by Kraft. It is good in queso…

@AlisaCosta You’ll want to pass your concerns to @kraftfoods , @kraftdressing or @TheZestyGuy . I’m just a random guy.

@SandyHermannJ @FoxNews No preteen. Give me another 35 years and you’ll have one for 60ish folks 🙂

@hbgreg untested but it should

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