@cdils @pippinsplugins @jpetersen don’t think about your most attractive friends in their underwear. That becomes too distracting.

The pork rectum report on @kutaustin just now was the best pledge drive lead-in I’ve ever heard or seen on public media. @NPR

Parent Alert: Balloon artist at KLane Lamar. Pics later. 🙂

@DiannaKennedy been awhile since I read S&W, but I say that is fine.

@DiannaKennedy I would think so. I am running. Might not make sense without context though.

@kwhitaker96 @DorianSpeed I mean, you are standing in line to use the bathroom. It was either then or never.