Why yes, service-I-was-just-about-to-sign-up-for, I’ll take your 30% lifetime discount during this wkend’s sale.

@DorianSpeed I love OpenDNS!

@jdzondo The coffee truck in the neighborhood calls that a “Starter Fluid” #caffeineaddict (cc: @elixercoffee)

@jeffreypalermo That’s the good use of the gong collecting dust on my self (yes, I seriously do have a gong on the shelf collecting dust).

@kwhitaker96 Depends on my mood. Sometimes, I save them for future blog material, sometimes I tell them, sometimes I write snarky comments.