My old, abandoned, recently-hacked Yahoo mail account has 1999 msgs in it. Isn’t that the last year it was relevant?

@Pluckers @andysalinas12 It helps to take a shot of tequila before every seven or so wings.

@MARLAsarris First, you shot me in the back. Then shot me in the face. Cold, man, cold.

RT @pourmecoffee: Science is running out of helium needed for experiments because it all goes to party balloons: bit.ly/FPxZBe

RT @garytx: .@XKAN_Weather’s scroller on the teevee is warning of Flashy Floods. Austin does it with panache! #txwx

@TexasExes Sounds good and y’all can get my money again, so all fine in my world. 🙂